So ya, thought ya, might like to go to the show. To feel that warm thrill of confusion, that space cadet glow. I’ve got some bad news for you sunshine, Cass isn’t well, she stayed back at the hotel, and they sent me along as a surrogate hack, I’ll find all the jerks and toss them out on their cans!
Okay, so I’m not gonna go all In the Flesh on you today; I couldn’t do that because I’m too nice a person. But I’ve found instances, in my life, when I should turn around and become the raging bitch that some people think I am. Which I’m not–you gotta trust me on this one.
There was one incident where I discovered someone had entered my author’s page and decided to spam it with a link about weight loss. Yeah, that’s going to make me happy, she sarcastically said, referring to the spam, not link to some hoodoo weight loss scam. For the first time since the author’s page went up, I had to pull out the Ban Hammer of the Gods, and smite his butt back to the woodwork. I don’t stand for one to try and foster their crap upon myself and others, and I deal with it swiftly.
Then there was there other, more puzzling incident . . . needless to say, someone took umbrage with something I said, freaked out like a mofo, severed all links with me, and left me a semi-nasty message in the wake of their departure. Oh, goodie! Another dissatisfied customer who gives me no explanation for why they’re upset–they just wanna scream, “You’re an ass!” and leave it at that.
I had something like happen about eight, nine months back. Someone from one of my writer groups started following this blog, and after a week they left a message: “This isn’t just about writing?” Sorry about that, Tex, but I’ve been known to roll off and start rambling about things that are non-writing related, like now. Some of it is entertaining, and some . . . well, probably not so much, but I always set out to make it entertaining.
A few days later the person left a very nasty comment, something along the lines of, “I’ve try to help you, but you’re decided to hang with the kids at the cool table in the lunch room!” which was about as nutty as it gets. I didn’t think anything about it until he posted nearly the same message in a writer’s group on Facebook, and at that point I sicced Mjolnir on his ass and put an end to intrusion into my life. (As a side note I was told that he likewise pissed off other people in the same group with the same, “I’m trying to help you, don’t you get it, you idiot?” Apparently they didn’t, and he eventually went away.)
I’m not above criticism; being that I’m in this writing game, it’s going to come, and some of it won’t be pretty. Sometimes it’s going to take a personal turn, because for many people it’s easier to go for the ad hominem than to get into a well-constructed argument that might find them having large chunks of their ass being handed back to them.
But to throw out a, “I’m not going to read you anymore ’cause you’re a bastard!” without specifying the extent of my bastardy–please, show me the courtesy of at least telling me why I’m such a bitch before you call me one and slam the door.
I promise, this hellspawn will listen to you.
I might even write about it later . . .