It would appear I have survived Snowmaggedon II: Electric Boogaloo, here in The Burg. We got eight inches of snow and I was sent home early because it was pretty nasty out there. Though not as bad as the last snow we had–at least this time there were plows about and about. At the moment the cold is what I need to worry about, as it’s about five degrees outside, and the wind chill as I walk to work will be about fifteen below.
Perfect weather for flying back from Manitoba. But that’s not gonna get written for a few more years.
After feeling down and low the night before, I threw on some old music–like early 1970’s stuff–and examined what I’d written the night before. I saw where it was lacking, so I did a little editing and a bit of adding, and when I was finished I was far more satisfied with the final outcome.
But that was the stuff I’d already worked on. I needed to finish out the scene.
The class is Self Defense for Beginners. The instructor is Madam Ramona Chai, straight outta Hong Kong, who is never going to come out and say, “I know kung fu,” but rather, “Besides t’ai chi ch’uan, wing chun, and southern style praying mantis, I know pencak silat, yaw-yan, eskrima, and krav maga.” She also knows how to use the weapons that several of those disciplines use, so you have an instructor who could probably kill anyone with one hand and not a lot of thought.
Oh, and she knows magic.
What better way to scare the hell–I mean, demonstrate how she is looking out for their safety when they get on the sparing mat and face off against one another? Oh, yeah. They will. She pretty much tells them without telling them, which is a very kung fu movies way of doing things, if you think about it. But back to the basic question: how does she show them?
Nurse Coraline comes in, and the two face off.
Up to this point most students know red haired Nurse Coraline as pretty and curvy and ready with a quip. They didn’t know she can fight like a demoness, too. Both she and Madam Chai go at each other with super speed–Kerry is reminded of the Martian Commandos in The Stars My Destination, who are able to accelerate their bodies to ten times normal speed–start landing blows, and when all else fails, they began throwing magic at each other. Madam Chai does something that looks like a wall of compressed air, and Coraline jumps up in the air and does a slow back flip like an anime girl before tossing a fireball at the instructor.
By the time the demonstration was over, the kids were able to see that they might get a few bruises here and there, but they weren’t going to die from an electrical attack, and students outside the mat didn’t have to worry about being consumed by magical hell fire, as there was an invisible barrier that went up when the competition starts.
I’ll say this much: I had fun writing the scene. I’d been thinking about it for a while, and when it was time to get it down, I went right at it and didn’t stop until it was finished. I signed off for the night happy and even pleased with what I’d done.
I’d had my own fight–and I think I came out on top.