If you’re expecting to find stories here today, you’re sadly mistaken. Yesterday–and last night–were some of the strangest there were, believe me. It seemed as if I spent part of the day busting urban myths–which, by the way, I love doing, particularly when they’re of the heinous and vile kind–before getting into a discussion at the end of the evening where the term “Moving the Goalposts” became not so much an expression as a spectator sport.
At least the most interesting thing I learned last night if that if you have uncontrollable hiccups, the only way to stop them is by internal digital massage of your rectum. Yes, that means exactly what it says. You’re welcome.
Since tonight is “Go Out to Eat and Write Night,” I promise to finish up the current scene and start on the next. I mean, I should be able to rip off over a thousand words tonight, I promise I’ll get cracking on the last scene in Chapter Twenty Three. I wouldn’t lie. Mostly wouldn’t.
However, I was working on a few things last night, if only in my head and talking scenes out loud. One of them had to do with characters having babies–yes, that does happen, particularly to characters in my world. It seems as if a few people have children: the Headmistress does, as does Professors Simplen, Salomon, and Kishna. Though the families don’t live at the school, some of the instructors teleport home and visit when they can–Professor Simplen does this a lot of Sundays.
I was imagining two of my characters discovering they were in a family way, and how they were affected by their feelings, and how they found themselves at that point. That’s actually what a large part of my non-computer evening was about, and it was fun to be able to do something like that once more, because I’ve been away from doing things like that for the last month, and I need to get back into doing these things.
And then there were my dreams . . .
For some reason I had an extremely vivid dream last night, and it seemed to have something to do with an end of the world event–or maybe it was just the state of Pennsylvania finally running out of money and being unable to do anything. I know part of it happened down on Second Street here in The Burg, because I recognized a few of the restaurants–one of which was on fire. Someone must have been displeased with their appetizers.
But a large part of it had to do with getting a family out of the area and to–somewhere else. I think Boston, because I heard that name come up a few times, and I knew we were heading east. The only problem was no one seemed to be in much of a hurry to get their asses in gear. It appeared I was the only one with an agenda, and everyone else was like, “Eh, end of the world, let me finish this email.” Really strange situation, and I couldn’t understand why I was there for a group of strangers who didn’t seem to care that I was there.
Had to be a group of editors. Just had to be.