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“American Horror Story: Roanoke,” Chapter 4 Recap

We are officially in hate recapping mode now–

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FX's 'American Horror Story Roanoke,' Season 1, Episode 4, Lady Gaga FX’s ‘American Horror Story Roanoke,’ Season 1, Chapter 4, Lady Gaga [Image via FX] Without further ado, here’s my recap of Chapter 4 of American Horror Story: Roanoke.

CF:  Which means, get ready for some hate recapping.

Shelby (Lily Rabe/Sarah Paulson) is still notably pissed at Matt (André Holland/Cuba Gooding, Jr.) for having sex with Lady Gaga. Matt is still denying it ever happened. They sort out it out pretty quickly though and Shelby decides to take a bath. By herself. With the shower curtain drawn as she enters. Because nothing could possibly be behind the curtain, could it? Except the motherfucking Pig Man. Shelby does what every stupid woman in a horror movies does, which is scream and fall over her own feet. Luckily Matt is there and not off in the woods having sex with Lady Gaga so he can drag her to safety.

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