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“American Horror Story: Roanoke,” Chapter 5 Recap

We are in Batshit Country now…

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Okay, to be fair, I am flat out saying it aloud now: I HATE this season of American Horror Story. I don’ t even care if Episode 6 is supposed to turn everything on it’s head. You know there is something wrong when you are siding with a character called “the Butcher” and you want the main characters to become human smores. But, without further ado, here’s my recap of Chapter 5 of American Horror Story: Roanoke.

CF:  Gets the marshmallows and chocolate and kicks back.

FX's 'American Horror Story Roanoke,' Season 6, Chapter 5, The Historian [Image via FX] In Episode 5 of American Horror Story: Roanoke, we get to meet a historian. An actual, real-life, I shit you not, historian. Her job is, basically, to back up the fact stupid people have been buying this house for a really long time. She also dishes the dirt on Edward Phillippe Mott, the original home…

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