Let’s talk about zombies! At least we’re more exciting…
It’s a chilly morning here in the highs are expected to be around 40 F/4 C later in the day. Here in the United States, it’s Groundhog Day, and as we speak there are people standing in a public square in the town in central Pennsylvania preparing to worship affect rodent with a claim can predict the weather. I can predict the weather, Jack: it’s going to be cold, it’s going to be gray, and it’s going to last rest of your life. Or so says Bill Murray.
But this is another important day. Because if you been following this blog for any amount of time you would know that two years ago today a rather important event happened in my life. Today is the day that, after more than half a year of hiding, I came out of work and began living my life 24/7 as the woman I am today. Or as I like to say, the groundhog came out of his burrow, saw his shadow, and said we had six more weeks of winter, where has I came out of my closet, saw my shadow, and decided to remain a woman.
Today is my Groundhog Day. I’m going to do my best to make it a good one.
Meanwhile, back in the Ready Room of the School of Salem, someone’s trying to do something they shouldn’t. And they just opened a can of shit they’ll probably wish they hadn’t…
(The following excerpts from The Foundation Chronicles, Book Three: C For Continuing, copyright 2016, 2017 by Cassidy Frazee)
Both Emma and Kerry look back over the shoulder and found Franky Smith and Koyanagi Jiro, coven mates as well as wingmates, standing in the center aisle as they poked fun at Emma. Kerry immediately got the reference: kaiju were the enormous monsters from the movie Pacific Rim, which it premiered over the summer. And given the look on Emma’s face, she understood the references well.
They were both about the let the remark go when Jiro spoke. “We better go get ourselves a couple of Class 3’s so we can nuke this sucker before she goes on a rampage and starts tearing up the school.”
Franky laughed. “Yeah, nuke her from orbit so we can be sure.”
Kerry looked straight ahead and sighed. “That’s Aliens, guys.”
Jiro looked confused. “What?”
He half turned his head so he was now looking more at the ceiling instead of the two troublemakers. “’Nuke ‘em from orbit’ is a quote from Aliens; kaiju are from Pacific Rim. So what you want to say instead is—” He turned to Emma with a serious look on his face. “’All right, Mako. Get ready, this is for real.’”
Both Franky and Jiro appeared displeased as Emma and Kerry laughed, and Franky decided to voice his displeasure. “Well, excuse me, Malibey, for not being at the same level of idiot geekness as you. Instead of worrying about movie lines, maybe you should wonder about whether or not your wingmate’s PAV is going to be able to lift her monstrous frame off the ground.”
Emma instantly stopped laughing and got to her feet. She turned to face the Canadian boy and didn’t hold back. “I’ve had enough of your bullshit, Franky, so why don’t you just kiss my ass?”
First off, never go for the geek reference when Kerry is around ’cause he knows all the references. It’s obvious he saw Pacific Rim over the summer–yes, he could have as it came out 12 July in the US and UK–and if you don’t think for one moment he didn’t have all the pertinent quotes memorized after a week, you don’t know Kerry. And for anyone to mis-quote something from Aliens? Get ready for the pain.
Emma must have saw the movie, too, ’cause she knows what Franky’s talking about. Sure, Kerry made her laugh by including her in a bit of geek take down, but since Franky is a mean little asshole he doesn’t know well enough to back away and lick his wounds, and his next quip gets Emma on her feet and swearing. We know she’s somewhat scared of Annie, but Franky ain’t Annie and she lets him have it. Maybe she feels save in the Ready Room, or maybe she’s decided to blow assholes off–
And that’s when it gets real–
Franky said nothing as he stared back with open score at the defiant girl, while Jiro appeared uneasy and seemed to want nothing to do with the rest of the conversation. Finally the Canadian boys spoke. “You’re acting pretty brave all of a sudden.”
“Brave has nothing to do with it.” Emma hooked her thumbs on the pockets of her flight jacket. “I’m just through taking your crap.”
He smirked. “You’re trying to get me to call you out, aren’t you? You trying to get me out to the Manor so you can get me in the ring?” Franky looked slightly to his left. “Is that it, Kerry? You gonna be her champion?”
Kerry sat looking straight ahead as he released a long, loud sigh. “Emma doesn’t need a champion; she can take care of herself.” He tilted his seat back a touch as he crossed his feet at his ankles. “She shouldn’t have any problem dusting you.”
Franky shook his head as if he hadn’t heard correctly. “What did you say?”
Kerry finally tilted his head up and looked back. “Emma doesn’t need my help to beat your ass. You’d know that if you weren’t so damn stupid.”
By this time the whole Ready Room was silent as the other pilots watched this confrontation unfold. Everyone waited to see what happened next: Franky’s jaw tightened as he looked away a couple of times. “You want me to call you out, don’t you? You two had this all planned.”
Kerry stared up at the ceiling and moaned while Emma rolled her eyes. She shook her head as she replied. “Yeah, Franky, you’re right: we had this all planned out. ‘Cause we knew you were going to walk in here and act like the jerkoff you normally are and make rude comments about my height. You got us all figured out, dude.”
“The question now is—” Kerry finally sat up and spun around in his chair so that he was looking straight at Franky. “What are you gonna do about this?”
Jiro came over and tugged on Franky sleeve. “Come on, man. Leave these two alone. It isn’t worth getting involved.”
Franky snorted and turned away. “Yeah. Let’s get our seats.”
Emma sat down the moment the two boys were seated. She spoke with Kerry in a hushed tone. “I do not want to put up with this BS the rest of the year.”
Kerry glanced to his right, a slight smile on his face. “Keep putting him in his place the way you just did and it won’t be necessary.”
She said her left elbow on her chair arm and rested her chin in the palm of her hand. “You really think I could take Franky in a judgment match?”
Sure, Kerry may have helped set up the shot, but Emma put it away and finally brought the shame to Franky. It’s not hard to do because the kid is a total dipshit, but Emma has never stood up to people like this and it’s all new for her. There weren’t any threats, but there were a lot of well-placed comments that did the trick. Because this happened in front of the class, it’s likely Franky won’t try dissing anyone in class anytime soon–least of all Emma.
Now, concerning a theoretical judgment match between Emma and Franky, I’m sure Kerry has some sage advice. He could even use a Pacific Rim reference to get his point across–
Yeah, that’ll work…