We Can Have Bipartisan Agreement On Trump!

“He wakes up in the morning, shits all over Twitter, shits all over us, shits all over his staff, then hits golf balls. Fuck him.” Tell us how you *really* feel?

Mike the Mad Biologist

Not only did I never think I would be quote RedState’s Erick Erickson, but I couldn’t have dreamt that I would do so approvingly. From a conversation he had with a Republican congressman (boldface mine):

If we’re going to lose because of him, we might as well impeach the motherf**ker,” said the congressman as we roamed the aisles of a Safeway grocery store together. I haven’t been in a Safeway since my family moved home from Dubai in 1990. The congressman did not want to be seen with me on Capitol Hill… He is not happy with President Trump. He was never a die hard Trump supporter. He supported him in the general and never expected him to win. But he did. So the congressman, whose district Trump won, has been a regular supporter on Fox News and elsewhere defending the President. He is happy to be quoted…

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DMV Down

Well, really, it’s more like PennDOT down, ’cause getting your car plated and getting licence here is archaic as all fuck.  And I will likely go back tomorrow early in the morning, which doesn’t make me feel good.

This is to say I don’t have anything for you today other than this mini rant.

But tomorrow is another day, sweeties.  Yes, it is.

At Home With the Fictional Families

So, today…

Today I was on TV and aren’t you lucky, ’cause it’s out already.  If you follow this link–Harrisburg Area Roller Derby is Skating Into 2018!–it will take you to the video which is embedded inside a propitiatory article.  You’ll see my coach, Madhouse Mexi, me, my gear–yeah, it’s on the table–and, I believe, some footage I shot of past bouts.  Or not.  I’m still checking on that part.  Hope you enjoy.

Yesterday one scene ended and a couple of things became apparent.  One, the kids are dealing in some cloak and dagger stuff in the future.  Oh, and two: Annie misses sex and wants more.  A lot more.  Like a week of it ’cause that’s her.  These kids: all grown up and stayin’ jiggy.

Naturally this brought up a comment from one of my followers about something that will likely follow Annie and Kerry for a while once they’re married.  And that something is:

Where are their kids?

Now, first off, there’s no saying in the vision I just wrote up that my kids have kids yet.  I mean, if they’re busy off doing Bond-like shit, the odds are really good that Annie’s kitchen is shut down and Kerry’s–well, during those times when he gets to be a she, I’m gonna guess that the last thing she wants is two years of sidelining to take care of a Malibey spawn.

But this doesn’t mean there won’t be kids.  No, not at all.

I’ve said on more than a few occasions that they’ll have kids.  And notice the plural: yes, as they’ve stated, they have no intention of raising an only child.  Also, I’ve known for some time when they are having their womb goblins and when, and even when they’ll attend the School of Salem themselves.  What?  You didn’t think they were going to another school, did you?  You really think Annie would allow that?

There’s even a distinct possibility that everyone will have a chance to see one of their kids before my kids graduate.

Wait… what?

There is a scene–and you can probably imagine what sort of scene–when both Annie and Kerry manage to meet one of their kids face-to-face years before the child is born.  I know what they look like and I know their name.  I even know how old they are at the time and where my kids meet their kid.

It’s all really sweet and beautiful, if you know what I mean.

There will be children for my kids.  They will have the opportunity to be parents.  And, like it or not, if I ever write the stories, we’ll get to see how The Kirilovis and the Malibeys handle being grandparents to some little witches.  We can already assure that Pavlina and Victor will love their grandkids, while Davyon and Louise… well, Davyon will probably like being a grandfather…

There is love and eventually comes marriage, and after that–well, Annie and Kerry won’t be pushing any baby carriages right away, but that will happen at some point.

But before we get there, let them have the chance to live.

Even when it’s gonna be a hell of a struggle.

The Rune Vision: At the End of a Dream

Believe it or not I didn’t think you were going to get this post.

I knew I could and should finish the scene I’ve had in mind for so long, but I’ve been a bit lazy today and tired, if I’m to be honest.  I was up at 4:30 this morning and didn’t have much of a nap this afternoon, probably due to washing clothes from 5:00 to 7:15, then going out a short time after to get some good, powerful coffee.  After that I came home, watched some TV, went out for lunch, watched more TV–

And then sat down to write.

I only needed four hundred and twenty-two words to finish the scene and to my surprise I knocked that off in about twenty-five minutes, which is like my writing of old.  It was fast and quick and Chapter Twenty-Eight now has almost three thousand words to its credit.

While I have three more scenes to write I won’t get to them today, and it’s likely I won’t get to them until tomorrow afternoon because I’m going to be on TV tomorrow about noon and I need to leave here about 11 or so to get to the station.  No, really: it’s a true story, bro.

Here you go: the last of the rune dream.  Oh, and I should warn you: Annie’s gonna say something you might find a bit… surprising.

But then Annie’s like that, isn’t she?

 

(The following excerpts from The Foundation Chronicles, Book Three: C For Continuing, copyright 2016, 2017, 2018 by Cassidy Frazee)

 

You transition back to your “regular” self, the one you showed for thirteen years before discovering your female side. You check your bow tie and give it a little tug as soon as you’re certain everything changed. “Right back where I started.”

“I can see that.” Annie wraps her arms around your shoulders and gives you a long, slow kiss. “I so hope we get a lot of time together after this. There’s something else we haven’t done in the last nine months—at least face-to-face.”

You don’t require much more information to know of what she speaks. “Well, after debriefing we’ll insist that we get some down time, or…”

She smiles as soon as you stop speaking. “Or, what?”

“Or, we don’t go back on the job. I mean, what’s the point of being gray if we can’t break some Guardian rules now and then?”

“I agree.” Annie chuckles. “After all, what’s the worst they can do? Revoke our field license?” She take two steps back before turning to her left. “All I want—” She slowly paces around the room. “I want to go somewhere quiet and peaceful, where all we need to do is sit around and listen to music and watch movies and have a much sex as possible.”

Now it’s your turn to laugh. “I could handle that.”

“I would hope so.” She gives you an evil-looking glance. “I mean, it’s not like I can’t keep you inside me for six hours straight.”

“Yeah—” You slide up behind your wife. “As I remember we were both wrecks the next day; we both were having trouble walking.”

Pifft.” She waves off your concern with a laugh. “What’s the point of being witches who are experts in transformation crafting if we can’t use it once in a while to fuck all night?”

Just then Annie’s phone dings indicating another text message has arrived. She levitates the phone to her hand and checks the display. “Car will be here in fifteen minutes.”

“Which means it’ll be here in ten.” You check your jacket for your wallet, phone, and the invitations to the party while Annie retrieves her purse. “Take no chances tonight, right?”

“Absolutely.” Annie snaps her purse shut once her phone is in place. “Grab the targets and get out of there. Everything’s by the numbers.”

“Wouldn’t have it any other way.” You hold out your left arm for Annie to take. “We ready?”

She slides her right arm around your left. “As always.”

“Then let us—”

 

And there you have it.  Now that the dream is over it means they’re walking up back in the world–

I wonder if there’s gonna be any follow-up to this?

The Rune Vision: The Red Queen’s Race

Wait?  What is this?  Is this an excerpt?

You bet your butt it is.  Allow me to explain.

Today I headed down to Little Amps for some coffee because I made a promise to myself that even if I’m not working, staying cooped up inside a studio apartment all the time isn’t good for me.  So it was down to the coffee shop to enjoy the cold weather and drink coffee–

See? Coffee.

Oh, and to write.

Yeah, it was the first time in three weeks that I actually put words into the novel.  It was time and I figured I need to catch up on the rune dream I’ve talked about and posted on prior to today.  And since it’s been so long since I last posted, I’m going to give you everything I’ve written so far, starting with the part that’s already been excerpted, followed by what’s new.

Hope you enjoy.

 

(The following excerpts from The Foundation Chronicles, Book Three: C For Continuing, copyright 2016, 2017, 2018 by Cassidy Frazee)

 

The mirror forms in the air and you take a moment to examine your attire and features. Hair is a little longer than when you graduated, but your facial features haven’t changed much at all, which is why it’s necessary to add some aging to your face before going out—the curse of being an Aware who doesn’t age at the same rate as a Normal.

It’s easy to see the rest of your body as well, which is almost perfectly average. The black dress pants are perfectly tailored, as is your white dress shirt, because of a little transformation magic, and your half-brogues feel as broken in as a pair you’ve own for years even though you bought them this morning.

You’ve just finished fastening the cummerbund around your waist when Annie walks out of the bathroom in her bra and panties, having just made her hair and makeup as perfect as possible. She stand on the other side of the large bedroom from you and waves at the air before her, creating her own full-length mirror. She slides her feet into a pair of black pumps before turning around to face you. “Give me a hand with my dress?”

“Of course.” As Annie levitates the dress to a position directly behind her you hold it lightly by the shoulders and phase it through her body. She helps position it until it’s perfectly in place and the moment she nods to let you know she’s satisfied, you remove the spell and take a couple of steps back. “Black metallic looks great on you.”
Annie turns and smiles. “Why wouldn’t it, my love?”

You make a quick nod towards her right shoulder. “That new ink is peeking through; you gonna hide that?”

Annie checks the tiny portion of her new tattoo just visible beyond the hem of the sleeve and makes it vanish with the wave of her hand. “Good catch. I wouldn’t want to risk that someone’s seen that somewhere else.” She looks at you as you return to your mirror. “Are you wearing earrings tonight?”

“I was thinking of wearing my diamond studs, but I’m not sure which ones.” You shrug. “What do you think? Squares? Hexagons?”

“Did you bring the octagons?”

“Yeah.”

“Wear those. I like them.”

“Done.” You remove the earrings from a nearby jewelry box and deftly slip them into place.

Annie continues admiring you as she put on her own earrings and a tiny smile curls up the right corner of her mouth. “I wish you could wear the dangling pentagrams you wore the last time we were out.”

“I would love to wear them as well, but they’d look a little out of place on this form.” You snort as you tie your tie. “That’s the problem with going to these swanky parties as a guy: it’s all the standard white shirt/black tie bullshit.” You finish your tie and tug the ends as you face Annie. “The only good this is I get to wear a bow tie—”

Annie slowly walks towards you. “Because bow ties are cool.”

The moment Annie is close enough you put your arm around her waist and give her a kiss. “Exactly, Pond.” You kiss her lips once more before releasing her. “See, I knew that part of me would rub off on you.”

“Don’t congratulate yourself too much—” She checks her appearance again in your mirror. “That’s about all I remember after a decade of quotes.” After quickly touching her hair into place she glances towards you. “Do you think they’re going to give us any time together after tonight?”

You levitate your tuxedo jacket towards you. “Hard to say. I’m still surprised they let us drop what we were doing nine months ago to go to the wedding together.”

“In that instance someone above our handlers were calling the shots.” Annie picks up a pair of emerald stud earrings and begins putting them into place behind the first set of earrings. “It’s nice when you have friends in high places.”

“That is it.” You put on the jacket, rolling your shoulders to get it set. “Still, there are probably dozens of operatives who could go to this party, yet they need us. I don’t get it.”

Annie smiles as she finishes putting in her earrings. “You know how it is: such is the way—”

“—When you’re gray. I know.” You let out loud sign. “Whatever.”

“I’m not complaining.” Annie gives her hair a quick pat. “It’s been nine months since we’ve seen each other face-to-face in person so I, for one, so I’m thankful they did pull us out of the field for this party.” She looks about the room, unsure what she should do next. “I only hope we can get a week together before returning to our on-going operations. It would be nice.”

“I agree.” You turn and look out the window of your hotel room, gazing upon the opulent city beyond. “You think this guy’s gonna be there?”

“Intelligence says the likelihood is high.” She picks up a pair of sunglasses as if she’d considering wearing them to the party. “We know the buyer will be there because we’ve seen the guest list; our target has met with the buyer five times in the last month; and seeing how the buyer is bringing along five guests the probability is high whatever business they’ve planed to transact will occur tonight.” Annie sets the sunglasses aside and sits on the edge of the bed, crossing her legs. “I know you see it the same way: you’re just asking the question because it’s something you always do when you’re restless.”

You snort without turning around to face Annie. “Guilty as charged.” After pulling the sheers back into place you glance over at Annie. “Also, the fact that we haven’t received conformation about whether or not we’re suppose to snatch this asshole isn’t exactly instilling confidence The G know what’s going on.”

Just then Annie’s phone dings as a message appears. She points at it and levitates it towards her. “Speak of the devil.” It only takes a second to read the text. “We’re on. We’re to snatch our target and the buyer.” She sets the phone in her lap. “They must want to know if the buyer is acting as a go-between for someone else.”

“Which is probably likely.” You take a couple of steps towards Annie. “Are we authorized to go public, or do we have to keep this private?”

“They didn’t say: let me ask.” Annie speaks the question into the phone and sends the message; the response comes back some twenty seconds later. “We’re to keep it private: they don’t want to involve a media team on this operation.”

“Sounds good.” You pace across the room and back once. “I supposed this means I need to make sure my other disguise is suitable, too.”

Annie nods. “It does. Let’s see, then.”

 

That was what I published previously.  Now… on to the new stuff and–well, you’ll see, things are a bit strange when it comes to disguises with these two:

 

You stand before the mirror and concentrate on your other appearance. It doesn’t matter what you have on now: you’ve practice changing that into what you’ll wear when you are that other person everyone knows—

Your features morph quickly as they always, and since you’ve developed your skill at transforming your garments to the point where you’re an expert, your clothes change just a fast. Where a moment ago you were Annie’s hansom husband, you’re now her beautiful wife who still retains a bit of that endearing cuteness you developed years before at school. Your dress pants and white shirt transform into a long blue gown with a plunging V-neck, bare shoulders, and a slit running up the left side of the skirt. The bow tie becomes a shimming silver necklace fitted with diamonds and emeralds and your earrings drop downward, barely brushing your shoulders as they swing back and forth.

While you admire your appearance Annie moves up behind you. “You’re wearing pumps?”

You glance to your left. “Yeah. Why?”

“We spent all that time yesterday getting our nails done and you’re hiding your pedi?” A soft giggle slips from between her lips. “I mean, those purple toes—”

“Oh, all right.” You roll your eyes as you transform you black pumps into strappy silver metallic scandals. “Better?”

“Much better.” She touches your left side. “You need to bring the slit up higher.”

You release a small sigh as you once again forget this detail. “I always miss that.” You trace your finger from the top of the slit all the way to the middle of your hip, stopping it just below where you know the line of your thong sits. “There.”

“You’re a short woman: you want to present as much leg as possible to give the appearance of height.” Annie chuckles. “You should know this by now.”

“I do. I just—”

“Forget: I know.” Annie wags her right index finger. “I’m going to punish you the next time you ‘forget’.”

“Is that a threat?” You laugh as you brush your curly ginger hair back exposing your earrings. “Now I have the dangling earrings.”

“But not the pentagrams.”

“Do we really want to advertise what we are?” You smooth the dress against your body, making it fit perfectly. “So, Annie and Kerry go into the party—”

“And the White Queen and Red Queen come out with their packages for the Guardians.” Annie slides her arm around your shoulders and pulls you close before kissing your cheek. “You are so beautiful. I wish they’d let us go to the party as a couple.”

“I don’t know.” You shake your head. “I guess when you’re pretending to be nouveau riche it’s okay to have a lesbian mistress on the side—you just can’t bring her to the parties.”

“There’ll be at least one lesbian couple at the party.”

“Yeah, but they ain’t there to bag bad guys.” You turn and give Annie a look full of deep longing. “Don’t worry: the first chance we get we’ll go dancing—”

“And?”

“And it’ll be fantastic.”

“That’s all I want.” She steps away. “You better change back: the car should be here soon.”

 

So there you have it.  Kerry goes in with Annie, hobnobs a bit with some new rich kids, then changes over to Girl Kerry because who’s going to be looking for another pretty rich girl at a party?  Then the Annie and Kerry, Team Vagina, bag their targets and get the hell out of Dodge, though we have no idea how they’re doing that but you can be sure it’ll be quick.

And why do The Guardians have Kerry going in the door as one person and kicking ass as another?  Well… they have their reasons.  None of which we can go into ’cause not even my kids know, because they’re having a vision of the future and don’t know all the stuff their future versions know.  But one day, yes, one day, they will know.  I know why, but I can’t tell you.  Maybe I’ll tell you… in the future!

Also, since I forgot to show you the route I took on Friday here it is.  I started in the lower left where it says “0” and stopped where it says “6.28”.  Since the weather is going to be good this coming Friday I’m already thinking about the path I want to take.  In case you’re wondering, the distance covered is equivalent to me skating 183.7 laps on the WFTDA track.  Even I’m surprised.  Next time I do this I’ll actually keep track of how much time I spend skating so I can get an idea of my laps per minutes.

Rollin’ Down the River

And what do I mean by that?  Well, come on in and find out!

 

At the start just off the Market Street Bridge:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BhPIiD7g-TZ/?taken-by=cassidyfrazee

 

Outside the Governor’s Mansion:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BhPNGpXAlNq/?taken-by=cassidyfrazee

 

Where Front Street goes both ways:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BhPPOC4gH58/?taken-by=cassidyfrazee

 

The end of the path:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BhPQlUSAoFK/?taken-by=cassidyfrazee

 

Resting at Little Amps:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BhPWeCHgoD2/?taken-by=cassidyfrazee

 

My bruise:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BhRfI3zg47q/?taken-by=cassidyfrazee

 

Down On the Deck: Home By the Sea

At long last, it’s time to come home.

Wide Awake But Dreaming

Here I was, yesterday, saying I wanted to finish this scene and chapter, and guess what?  Did!  Totally did.  No, really.

See?  No brag, just truth. See? No brag, just truth.

And as you can see Chapter Seventeen awaits, where it’s a week later and–humm.  Looks like the kids are heading home for the holidays.  Yes, it’s that time, when the school shuts down for two weeks and all the kids go home to see their parents.  And if you look closely, you can see that Kerry is heading back to Cardiff and Annie is heading back to Pamporovo.

Actually, Chapter’s Seventeen and Eighteen deal with the kids being away from each other–the first scene of Chapter Sixteen is one of only two times you’ll see the kids together the next two chapters–but that’s in the future, and right now we’re finishing up the present, and it’s time to get my kids together again.

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Down On the Deck: Response Gambit

When you’re on the way home and in a hurry, sometimes you take chances:

Wide Awake But Dreaming

Let me get all the happy news out of the way first.  I did, indeed, pass one hundred fifty thousand words last night.  Writing started out slowly because I seemed to have trouble getting focused–part of that may have been due to having the movie Elysium on in the background and not listening to music–but I ended with eight hundred and sixty-eight words total before the end appeared.  But I got there in the fastest sprint to ten thousand that I’ve had in a long time:  only eight days this time.

Eight days and then off to sleep, actually. Eight days and then off to sleep, actually.

So there we are:  one of the big milestones I expected has arrived, and it’s got me wondering again if I’m going to finish this novel around the two hundred fifty thousand word mark.  Answer right now seem to be “no”, but you never know.  I’m thinking I should add another…

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Down On the Deck: Asked and Answered

When you’re coming home, it’s always good to have the right people waiting for you–

Wide Awake But Dreaming

Yesterday was all about me, but–what about my kids?  Well, they’re around.  In particular Annie, who’s hanging out at the Flight School waiting for Kerry to return.  That’s one of the reasons this is all about Annie right now, because Kerry is somewhere in the air and on his way home.  Annie, however:  she’s back at the school and, believe it or not, hanging with the girls.  Which girls, you ask?  Let’s get right into the action, because I didn’t show you much yesterday.

(All excerpts from The Foundation Chronicles, Book Two: B For Bewitching, copyright 2015 by Cassidy Frazee)

The Flight Deck was on the second floor of the Flight School, situated directly over the first floor Briefing Room. Normally it was used during emergencies—it was from here that Holoč Semplen kept track of the fliers on patrol during the Day of the Dead attacks—but today it was being used…

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Playing Out the Course

Let’s begin the process of heading home–

Wide Awake But Dreaming

I know, I’m late again, but what the hell, right?  There are reasons because I’ve been writing like crazy this morning–like fifteen hundred and fifty words worth of writing.

The scene is finished, and it’s become–due to the writing this weekend–the second longest scene in the novel.  And in writing this much I’ve bought the novel to within about seventeen hundred words of one hundred and fifty thousand words.  Really, it’s been a great weekend after weeks of feeling like I didn’t want to write a thing.  So it’s been a relief to get that writing groove back.

And to make this chapter the longest in the part so far. And, in the process, to make this chapter the longest in the novel with just a few hundred more words

This finishes up what ended with Vicky and Erywin seeing Emma and Kerry abut to get on their brooms and ride.  Where were they going?  That’s easy to answer . . .

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Grasping Beyond the Gaspé

When you’re flying The Great White North, you best know where you’re going–

Wide Awake But Dreaming

This has been one crazy morning.  So much has happened:  tax calculations, writing, coffee, writing, listening to music, writing, getting dressed and going to the post office, writing . .

If you haven’t figured it out, there’s been a lot of writing.  In fact, last night and this morning have proven to be the most productive session I’ve had in a long time.  How much?  Eleven hundred and twenty-three last night, and one thousand, nine hundred, and twenty-two this morning.  And believe it or not, I haven’t finished the scene:  it’s still going, though I’m much closer to the end than the beginning.  And I may finish that up tonight–it’s hard to say.  This is how it is when you hit a writing groove.  And keeping Eminem’s Go To Sleep on repeat helps keep the juice going as well.

A huge chunk of last night’s scene had to do with the camp breaking down…

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