Really, if you read yesterday’s post, how could you not think I was going to follow up with this title? After all, it’s the title of one of the most well-known songs of the 1970’s, and the name of a sports team that Bill Burr forgot to mention when he was ripping the city a new one a few years back. No way I wasn’t going to make it my title.
Outbound from The Burg, the train left on time, but lets note that it’s a local train, so you end up stopping a few times along the way. We were also held up by another train at one point, which is a major fault with commuting by train in his country–you have to share the line with freight. When building high speed rail you need dedicated lines; when I rode the TGV back in 2006, it wouldn’t have done to bring the train to a stop from 180 mph just because a fright line was crossing ahead. Gotta nip that crap in the bud.
This saw us getting into Philly about and hour late. No real biggie, ’cause I wasn’t on any kind of time table save for my return trip, and I’d still have time to make it with time to spare. Spent a few minutes looking for the subway station, and then realized that I had to leave the train station and walk across the street. Bought two tokens–to get to 5th Street and then return–and I was on my way inside a car that seemed packed to the rafters with people.
So it was I made it to the Park.
I arrived at the corner of Liberty Bell and Independence Hall. Really. You step out of the train station and to your right is the Liberty Bell, and as you walk across the park, there’s Independence Hall to your left. It looks none the worse for wear, but then you’d expect that because being part of the national park system, there are people taking care of it. At least they don’t have to worry about douchebags looking to destroy it because it’s old . . .
I didn’t go inside ’cause I was on a schedule, but I did take time to walk in and see the Liberty Bell, just to see if, like the Constitution, Nic Cage could steal it. After giving it a close examination, the verdict is no, he couldn’t, You can see it’s pretty big, and doesn’t look as if it would be something you could pick up and run with, but hey: maybe they’ll rig up something with explosives where they touch them off and Micheal Bay it right into the back of a U-Haul, and just like that, they off into the night! Yes, Hollywood, you can cut a check for my idea right now.
Saw the first bank–it’s not ripping anyone off ’cause it’s closed, but it looks pretty cool. Then I headed over to the location of Ben Franklin’s house, and why it’s no longer standing, you do get to see his privy hole. What is a privy hole, you may ask? The 18th Century equivalent of a nice outhouse. It’s where your, um, “business” went when you were finished with said doing. And, in Franklin Court, there were a number of covered privies, all marked so you’d know where people were pooping over two hundred years ago. History!
I mailed a document from Franklin’s post office, the only one that doesn’t have a zip code or flies a flag–for obvious reasons if you think about it–and visited his print shop. No where did I see his opinion on why having an older mistress is totally hot, nor of his connections to The Hellfire Club and if he partied with Sebastian Shaw.
Then it was back to the 5th Street Station and a return to the train station, and while waiting for the subway I could hear Bill Burr going on about “your shitty little subway”. Yeah, after you’ve been on Chicago and Hong Kong’s subway, it seems small, but then it’s old as hell, too. At least it’s still running, and I could get back and forth for a couple of bucks. I really love traveling by subway, don’t ask me why, but zipping through the dark is sort of a cool rush for me.
I had to wait for my return to The Burg, so caught a little lunch before waiting for The Pennsylvanian to return me home. For one the jobs I held in Chicago I had to pass through Union Station every day, and Philadelphia’s 30th Street Station reminds me a little of Chicago–though you have to walk down the famous Untouchable Stairs to reach the main floor. But the feeling here is the same: huge and majestic. It’s one of the reasons I set a scene in Her Demonic Majesty in Chicago’s Union Station because nothing says timeless like one of these places. I’m a sucker for buildings like this, and while I’m the first one to say I want to live in the future, seeing all these places disappear slowly gives me a sadness, because I know we’ll never see their likes again.
Then back home. The The Pennsylvanian is more of a direct route home, so no stopping all long the line, which meant getting home when I was suppose to get home. I looked up the route for this train, and discovered it takes five hours to travel from Philly to Pittsburgh, due in part to the line following rivers for most of the way through the Allegheny Mountains. This is where high speed rail would kick butt, but ultimately be far more expense to employ, because you’re gonna do a lot of cutting through mountains, and where you can’t go over, you go through. That’s going to mean long tunnels that you can go through fast, maybe some as long as fifty miles, and given the longest train tunnel in the U.S. is only eight miles, who’s going to build a fifty mile tunnel? Hey, it’s been done. And when it comes to getting water, distance doesn’t seem to be a problem—
The end to all this was I ended up having dinner about four-thirty, then went out for a long walk. When I returned to Laputa, my body felt as if someone had beaten it with a pool cue, and it was all I could do to make it through Torchwood. I crashed and burned about ten-thirty, but today I’m alive and in much better shape.
Where to go next? Well, now . . . that’s the question, isn’t it? Back into the novel today–
Tomorrow, we’ll see where my mind takes me.